As you probably know, I have a hard on for zombie decks.
Three black for a 5/5 indestructible with the stipulation "control an artifact" and don't let it go away
That said...let's list some good artifacts that make this card playable before Oct. rollout.
Executioner's Capsule (yes I see the issue...doesn't matter, use your 5/5 indestructible until you absolutely HAVE to crack the capsule)
Tidehollow Sculler (silly...just silly)
Basilisk Collar (looking like the best so far)
Scepter of Fugue (could this card ever see standard play?)
Ok...now let's talk about the issues with this card. First and foremost...zombies have ALWAYS been clumped in the 3 converted mana cost spot. Why exactly, I'm unsure. It's like a cruel joke by Wizards to make zombies unplayable. Do you know how badly I'd like to play this deck
4x Cemetery Reaper
4x Death Baron
4x Phylactery Lich
4x Shambling Remains
4x Fleshbag Marauder
4x Executioner's Capsule
2x Basilisk Collar
4x Lightning Bolt
4x Veinfire Borderpost
20x other lands (doesn't f uckin matter trying to prove a point)
Wow Alex that deck looks tight....oh wait....every f ucking creature is in the god d amn three spot....honestly wtf Wizards. Why don't you suck on Vampire deck's cock a little more. F uck Twilight and Robert Pattinson can (and wants to) eat my a ss
Secondly, card stipulations are anti-Alex game strategy. I don't like having requirements for cards to be played. However, I still think this card is playable considering how much of a bomb it is. Kills Baneslayer....I like.